Steph 1: Move in with a skinny person and only eat what they eat. (oops, no that was not a typo...)
Step 2: Move to Paris (or other metro/tube/subway empowered city). Then walk everywhere you can, only using the easily accessible public transport when absolutely necessary.
Step 3: Move into the top floor of a 12 story complex that doesn't have an elevator.
Step 4: Don't allow yourself to buy new clothes until you lose weight. (Works especially well in Paris with 5 Euro summer sales.)
Extra pointer: Carry all the food you will consume for the next month up the 12 flights of stairs first. Not so hungry now are we...
And voilà!
Coming next: "How to Gain Weight Without Even Trying!" (sneak peak: Step 1: Visit Grandparents)
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